My horoscope for the day from http://www.freewillastrology.com/. this might be the awesomest horoscope ever:
I predict you will have 32 dreams as you sleep in the coming week. In at least five of those adventures, you will be offered a chance to wield a magic hammer like the one that belonged to the Norse god Thor. You're under no obligation to use it, of course. But if you do, it could help you smite dream adversaries, from stupid giants to evil ducks to rash-covered devils. You could also take advantage of it to build things, like a dream house or a dream boat. The proper use of the hammer will be a constant test, since you'll have to be ever-alert and adaptable as you decide whether to employ it for destruction or creation.
Bring it on!
2 comments:
I find myself looking forward to this week ahead. There's something about a strong man weilding a hammer...
Goddammit....given more notice I'd figure out how to take a picture of me weilding the mighty Gungnir...dammit why did Joanne have to go out of town this weekend. GUNGNIR > MJOLNIR! Suck it!
/bitter at the coolness
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